About the Badasses
ERIK DALE LUNDY
I like to make stuff, usually with words and pitchers.
My decade in Los Angeles included being featured on National Lampoon Radio, writing and producing animation with dudes from Ren & Stimpy, the Simpsons and Jackass, as well as working on the Wolverine & the X-Men cartoon. I’ve told jokes at The Hollywood Improv, Comedy Store, Ice House, and Upright Citizen’s Brigade and was a regular contributor to the current events humor app, This Just In, where I hopefully became the only writer to ever get a stripper joke in the Huffington Post.
My stories have been published in Southern Fried Fiction, Plots with Guns (where I’m also an editor and art director), was a finalist
in the Crime Factory Magazine Sad Janitor contest, and my Small Timers short store is availabe on this here very site where I also update the epic story of my cousin, Billy Dale Badass.
I currently reside in Kansas City, where I’m eating chicken strips and de-evolving into a dog with thumbs.
BILLY DALE BADASS
Hi, my name is Billy, and I m a badass for hire in a wide variety of public amd private sector fields. I used to be a pro wrassler, til I killed that man in the ring. So, now I primarily use my talents as a bounty hunter. I love it. Stakeouts give me time to get caught up on my Faulkner and Twain, and Im always meeting new people. I figure some day I can get me a big score and buy me a Winnebago and live down at the KOA camp ground and pursue my real dreams of being a professional demolition derby driver.
For the Girls: I like long walks on the beach, Woody Allen movies, cooking, and your sweet, sweet pink eye (that’s right around the corner from the brown eye.) Any girls wanna email me for a date, feel free. Im totally CGF (Chunky Girl Friendly), so dont be intimidated by my good looks. I have an extensive collection of Disney animated films and always got a pack or two of bacon in the freezer. Oh, and skinny girls, Im happy to hang out with you, too. Youre way cheaper on the dinner budget.
Im a helluva cook. You can find some of my Badass Eats on here. If you piss me off, I am also more than willing to serve you up a healthy helping of my Knuckle Sammich. Hell, probly even give you seconds.
